I'm trying to find a nice little set of flowers for a special someone. I say, oh, 1800flowers has a nice arrangement, let me see how much. $80. 80f*ck!ng dollars! So I shop around a little more online and these bouquets all go for $50 and up! Then I thought to myself, why am I going to pay that much to have someone deliver flowers when they're just going to die in a few days anyway? And more importantly, why pay that much when they're just 10 bucks on the side of the freeway?!
Special girls, like special flowers. Roses are NOT special flowers. Which sucks because the special flowers are EXPENSIVE. LOL. I have some plotting to do. Metaphorically and literally. One day, I need to grow my own flowers.
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