Too Hot to Even Watch! #1

So this night wasn't as unproductive as I thought. Not gonna lie, I downloaded the Kim K video. Lol. I only saw snippets because I didn't wanna watch the whole thing, but... from those parts alone, it wasn't as great as I thought it was gonna be. I guess that's because she's so amazingly beautiful that you like to see her all dolled up because it makes you feel like she's an angel. An angel with horns ;) (you've been a bad bad girl!) I guess with me, if there's a celeb that I think is ridiculously hot, I get frustrated (and low-key depressed) that I can't make sweet searing love to her. I get that with Kim, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards, etc. I realized that I get this way 8 or so years ago when I couldn't even bear to watch one of my favorite shows because the host was way too gorgeous. Like... you grind your teeth with women this incredible. I'm talking of course about ...

BROOKE BURKE
I really liked that show too. I remember I would watch it late at night. Like past my bed time late. I would turn off the TV after my Dad would tell me to go to bed. But when he went into his room, I would wait about 10 minutes and just turn it back on. Shhh, don't tell him. Anyway, I would come across the show and (1) slap the bed because it was RIDICULOUS that she was that hot (you know when you see a lady so sexy that you just go "ssssssssssss" between your teeth because she's just SIZZLIN' and then you punch your hand! Yeah, every guy knows that's the signal for "DAMMIT! I want to pipe her right here right now!) and (2) - lol - (2) take notes. Literally, I would write down the names of the places they did the episodes on because I wanted to visit those places when I was rich & famous. Seriously. In a little notepad, I would write it down. Off the top of my head, I know I want to go to the French Riviera and Ibiza. Don't know why exactly because I don't remember the episode, but I'm pretty positive it had to do with 2 things: the beautiful beaches and the beautiful BEEEEEEEEEEEECHESSSSSSSSSSS!!! LOL!!!
So the show itself was very informative. I wanted to compile an entire list of these places, but I couldn't because I just couldn't stand to see Brooke Burke knowing that I couldn't touch her. Haha.

There are girls that you can jerk it to.
There are girls that are so pretty you can jerk it to their face alone.
And then there's some girls that are sooo majestic you can only stare at with your mouth open...
... you don't need to jerk it because you already jizzed your pants.
- BigW.I.C. Johnny Rockit

Example:


See what I mean... I just finished, but the Big Fella is already back up and ready for another tug. Lol. Didn't even hafta coax him....

...you know what... that actually inspires me to start a new section of my blog that I've been conjuring up. And I got a name for it too. *Goes and changes the name of this post* There it is. "Too Hot to Even Watch!" It's where I'll put up a pic of a BABE that I think is too sexy to even look at. AND... at the end of each of those posts, I will put up an image of the person they are with, so we know what it takes to land the UNWATCHABLES.

So here's The Watcher #1 for our Unwatchable #1.

Actor and singer, David Charvet

A tip of the hat
to that lucky twat (prounce it so it rhymes with "hat"; it's better that way),
David Charvet!

Ok... sweet... just started a new tradition. Now I feel even more accomplished!