Stupid Girls.

A bulletin I posted on MySpace:

caught your attention huh? first of all, only SOME girls are stupid. second of all, i'm glad you're here so at least you can see if you pass the test.

(1) if you post bulletins about love or looking for love or anything that can be conceived as complaining about love, you're STUPID. why do you want to let the world into your personal life in the first place? and then when someone finally responds to your call for attention, you ignore them or don't listen to the advise anyway therefore rendering your initial bulletin.

(2) if you post bulletins (or if it says this ANYWHERE on your MySpace page) about how you're a "boss" or that you have so many haters or "keep talking about me because you're making me famous, beyotch!", you're stupid. no explanation needed here. you're just dumb. lol.

(3) if you commit said crimes in #2, and later down the road post bulletins about being sad because your bf is a dumbass, you're STUPID! Lol. what happened to being a boss? sounds like the boss can't even control her employee. why do hot chicks always go for dumbshits who are even bigger pricks than they are? oh that's right... "stupid is as stupid does."

(4) your IMAGE. let's be real... anyone can find love. anyone can find love if they look in the right places. but take a look at your myspace profile and think about who you're attracting. go on.... go look at it.... i'll wait.
okay, if you have "sexy" pictures showing off your T&A with a lil' pouty face, if any of your pictures make you look like a go-go dancer (and if you are a go-go dancer, then you're just a shoe-in for a test failure! LOL), if you have 25+ comments on one of your pictures with most of the comments saying something like "gurl you fine. when r we gon' fuck?!", then you - ARE - going - to - attract - ASSHOLES! don't wont wonder why you can't find "love". blame it on the m-m-m-m-m-myspace, baby! that's who you are. a twat. LOL. hahaha. ah, man... now i sound like an asshole. lol. but seriously, the profile is called a profile for a reason. it shows who you are. what you call "sexy" most call "easy." and just think about it for 2 seconds... how many girls out there consider themselves "sexy"? you're a dime a dozen, sweetheart. ANYONE can have a hot body. if you're one of those girls that was blessed with a body AND a gorgeous face, you need to realize that you're still expendable. you're NOT "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiione" until you're chilling with celebs (rap stars and athletes) on the regular. and even if you are, that just means your good enough to be objectified at the highest level. if all women were to be strictly placed on a scale of 1-10, you're only a 10 IF you're on the cover of magazines and guys all over the world are jerking off to the sight of your face alone. oh that reminds me...

(5) if you define your hotness by the number of guys that want to pipe you (i.e. number of friends, number of comments, what they say in the pic comments, etc.), you really ARE stupid. albeit fuckable, but still stupid. we'd fuck pretty much anything. lol. 75% of us down for a girl that looks halfway decent, especially if your myspace pix are good enough (and sooooo many of you have pix that are pure TRICKERY!) . the other 25% are gay or moral. so don't flatter yourself, hot stuff.
[DISCLAIMER: "would" is a dependent word. there are many things i would do, but won't. like go to the moon. so keep that in mind.]

ok... now that we got that out of the way.
who's feeling stupid? lol.

it's okay. it happens to the best of us. the point is not to make you feel bad, but make you realize that you're not all that. everyone needs to be knocked off their pedestals. even the guys. nay, ESPECIALLY the guys. i can write one for the men, but i have A.D.D. it would take me all year to write that one. let's just say all men are jerks...

except for me. ;)
ta-ta.